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HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by jalford

Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


YES DEAR. - I know. I'm sorry. Yes, it WAS my fault. Yes, you ARE right. Look, I've said i'm sorry. I don't know what more i can say.


TAGS: lion lioness henpecked
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by AaronL

holymoly - February 29, 2012, 4:16 pm
love it. king of the jungle my ass.. we know who wears the mane


HONESTY - Even some builders have it!


TAGS: bob the builder can we fix it no its fucked
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by -Zuchini-

:( - August 20, 2009, 8:36 pm
this asshole took my joke ;-;


THIS GUY - Is The Only Man That Has Ever Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass And Lived


TAGS: bruce lee chuck ass kicked
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:05 pm
Ugh...new laptop keyboard
Oiler - January 2, 2013, 10:02 pm
we can be pretty sure THIS GUY would have mor eidgnity than to be hawking junk exercise equipment just to still be on TV
nerfyou - November 20, 2012, 8:05 pm
False. Chuck just let Bruce live for 6 months to make him think that!
Nissta - August 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
Mainly because THEY trained each other in their way of fighting, Bruce was just a little bit better that Chuck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:35 pm
I heard cow and grass and I came running......
Reality Lord - May 8, 2012, 6:05 pm

you can't put a social network against a person. its like putting one blade of grass against a cow. sheeesh :)
OmegaReaper - May 8, 2012, 1:06 pm
According to the link you posted the power of twitter beats them both together :P
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:02 am

proof: http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=bruce+lee&word2=chuck+norris


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats fuck fucked taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical assistance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


THE QUICKEST WAY - To Get Your Ass Kicked


TAGS: the quickest way to get your ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MasterCoolieo - November 30, 2010, 12:02 am
dont cross the streams cant believe I'm the first one to say it
JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 5:29 pm
Keep pissing. Turn right 90*
MrBlack - March 8, 2010, 5:07 pm
Apparently, he doesn't know the unwritten, unspoken laws of the men's room.
Sho - March 8, 2010, 7:36 am
Indeed.


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: kicked your ass at boxing
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 7:06 pm
That is all i use cause well that is what i got so.... yea.
pzykosiz - July 27, 2010, 7:03 pm
No problem. I'll see what I can do with MS paint. (I'm not poor, I just suck at using photoshop)
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:29 pm
I agree with Grey here psy. Make the whole pic a bit bigger in whatever program you generate it in and then it wont get all pixelated. 5L
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:02 pm
OK, psycho, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L
pzykosiz - July 26, 2010, 8:58 pm
RL? I'm pzykosiz
GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
RL, like the style, text needs a little better clarity to read. 5L


OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!




CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.




WICKED: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!




I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY - What some chick will do for shoes!




INTERPRETIVE DANCE - It's not for everyone.




HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


EUROPE - This is not it


TAGS: europe this is not it fucked
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Frosty

Renton - July 28, 2008, 2:06 pm
Idiots.
aiko-chan - July 16, 2008, 2:24 am
lol, funny


PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




I GUESS YOU COULD SAY - he "narully" avoided a bad situation


TAGS: tucked and hidden
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

Viper - May 17, 2010, 3:41 am
thats pretty messed up man!
JackFace - May 3, 2010, 11:17 pm
I think I just dry heaved
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:11 am
ew.
MustyK - February 19, 2010, 11:21 pm
Seriously Dude always check the merchandise thoroughly before taking the plunge....ARRRGGGHHH !!! 5L for Dr. Evil.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 18, 2010, 6:53 pm
Hey random!....Eat a dick.5L
spacedog - February 18, 2010, 6:04 pm
LMAO!
agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 5:37 pm
Gotta love it!
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 5:35 pm
Well obviously Moooooooooooo is always drunk, so the shorter one who was in for the surprise.
agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 5:31 pm
Which "he"?
MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 5:20 pm
You gotta wonder how drunk he was.
agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Pure gold!
[email protected] - February 18, 2010, 3:46 pm
Looks like he got his x-mas goose a lil early. Tell black t-shirt to shuddup, that trannys bigger than him.
CANADA - February 18, 2010, 3:13 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA! 5L
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 2:08 pm
5 Naru Escapes
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 1:19 pm
I don't use this phrase often. But this is brutally epic. I hope this stays at a perfect 5 rating.
rottenprat - February 18, 2010, 12:04 pm
Classic. Adam's Apple - he missed it.


FLYING SHARKS -


TAGS: sharks flying fucked
Rating: 2.85/5
Mr. Shiny - April 19, 2009, 3:52 pm
nice.


FLYING FAT CHICKS -




Your Welcome -


TAGS: cupcake licked frosting just muffin
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

demon001 - August 9, 2014, 12:54 pm
Your welcome, my welcome, his/her welcome!


HOLY SHIT -


TAGS: torn tendon kicked terrorist
Rating: 3.7/5

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:P - September 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
Headline of the year!!!
Lolness - September 21, 2009, 2:27 pm
This guy is awesome ^.^
qwerty - September 21, 2009, 12:43 pm
saw this guy on TV said only thing going through his mind was kicking him as hard as he could
KDP3 - September 21, 2009, 4:40 am
I remember CNN gave him award.
Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 2:31 am
5 ferocious felines for giving terrorists what they deserve,flaming ball kicks.
CANADA - September 21, 2009, 1:27 am
thank you sir!
WTFO - September 21, 2009, 12:55 am
5 Canadian lions for you my friend.


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?


TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Johnny

prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiice!


OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


LESSONS -


TAGS: fish isn t all it s carcked up to be
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:33 pm
5L for the laughs, C
caveman - July 10, 2012, 11:03 pm
And i will definately take your opinion into consideration (sarcasm intended)
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:57 pm
CAPTIONS: They're supposed to be SHORT


O Z M A - Yes, she used to be a dude! Get over it!




BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC - It's not easy being green.




TESTICLES - He just lost them.


TAGS: he just got kicked in the testicles
Rating: 1.73/5


CHICK FLICKS -




*CLICK CLICK* HM, WHAT'S THIS? - OMG, THIS is what Dad's been looking at?


TAGS: kids computer shocked
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by SRD

GaryO - June 19, 2012, 12:16 pm
Funny, that’s what I do after my grandpuppies have been on my computer……..
CloudchaserS - June 19, 2012, 1:21 am
Or better yet, use In Private Browsing so you don't have to worry about remembering to do that
Bull - June 18, 2012, 10:15 pm
or clear your browser history and cookies when your finished .. you know .. yeah
Iconoclast - June 18, 2012, 10:07 pm
The lesson learned. Get the kids their own computer and don't let them use Dad's computer.


Raptor Calvary -


TAGS: calvary fucked raptor jesus
Rating: 2.34/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Viva Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 6:07 pm
Yeah, Mexican dinoriders! Maybe now we can get rid of the damn cartels... hold on, they're prolly the ones with the raptors... crap
LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 1:49 pm
Badges!? We don' need no stinking badges!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 3:08 am
Who's Dr McNinja?
Captain Douchebag - September 30, 2008, 11:52 pm
Gotta love Dr. McNinja.
Agamemnon218 - September 30, 2008, 11:33 pm
As long as I get my Potato Ole's in a timely fashion, I don't care how they get to work.


INNOCENCE... -


TAGS: innocent truly wicked knowing eyes
Rating: 4.92/5

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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are photo-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


DRAGON BALL Z -


TAGS: awesome show live action sucked
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

corbett06 - August 14, 2010, 9:29 pm
i finnaly watched soul eater...thats an interesting choice of avatar for you toc..medusa the witch..i think i spelled medusa wrong but oh well...its a good show
corbett06 - August 13, 2010, 9:01 am
yeah they do they also remind me of the throne gundam zwei from gundam 00
Bartimaeus - August 13, 2010, 12:43 am
Just started checking it out. That Zaku-looking one that chick pilots looks awesome. Those little drones she fires off kind of remind me of the Rose Gundam from G.
TheTrashHeap - August 12, 2010, 11:53 pm
Very interesting. Tell me more.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 11:51 pm
they have a new gundam out its name is kinda gay tho...gundam unicorn...but it continues the story of zion from like gundam x and gundam SD
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 5:31 pm
Yeah, Medusa from Soul Eater. That was a good manga...never really got much into the anime with that one. I'm thinking about starting on DGrayman; it's kind of on my list next to Claymore.
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:54 pm
ah ok the character style looks similar...Dgray isnt bad i had a string of nights at work and was super bored so i watched it
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Soul Eater. I never could get into DGrey
corbett06 - August 12, 2010, 12:23 pm
i agree with toc i liked the old ones but they should have made a new show not improved the old..toc is your avatar from D grayman?
thatonechick - August 12, 2010, 9:53 am
Mmmm... gotta admit, even I'M not the biggest fan of anything DragonBall. When Nick started playing DBZKai, I rolled my eyes. They should have spent that $ making a new show, not remastering the old one.
culos - August 12, 2010, 8:05 am
I tasted Bull teticles in Spain and Horse-balls in Belgium, haven't been able to slay a dragon yet, but who knows, I might like it after all...
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 3:27 am
So then, your problem isn't with DBZ but with anime in general. Doesn't that make you somewhat prejudiced?
ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 1:04 am
I think not. Much closer to Bugs, Daffy, Jonny Quest & Wolverine. Hell, I have no idea what a sailor moon is.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Come on, Ice. What were you? A Sailor Moon fan?
Cubbybear - August 11, 2010, 11:26 pm
5l...my son loved this show
ICEMAN - August 11, 2010, 11:23 pm
Seriously, it was ghey.


YOUR SON -




SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history


TAGS: wtf cat checked your browsing history
Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!


TASK MANAGER -


TAGS: well you re fucked now windows error not responding
Rating: 2.46/5

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TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 11:07 am
electrik makes me sad. But also happy that somebody is wasting their life on a much grander scale than I.
[email protected] - January 30, 2010, 7:17 am
This sin't funny, itz ur last bastion of hope when your computer goese pear shaped.


WITCH KOMBAT - There can be only one!




MASTURBATING - Stewie saw you doing it.




PROSTATE EXAM - There is never a good time for your first one




PEOPLE WHO LOVE SAUSAGE - and people who believe in justice, should never watch either of them being made... But this is just frikkin' awesome!


TAGS: flying police now we re fucked
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 1:25 pm
HAHA! asinine... thanks trash duly noted
TheTrashHeap - March 20, 2011, 12:50 pm
"relatively funny" is relative. What you find funny I may find completely asinine. For an example check out any of Hammy's posters. You say tomato , I say crap! XD HAMMY!
CaptainBaked - March 20, 2011, 5:08 am
Yeah... not that the votes really phase me, but if one gives a low vote based on the creator, then that would be a troll correct? It happens when two relatively funny posters in a row both get a 1L... i get a little suspicious... thanks Mooooooooooooooooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2011, 9:59 pm
I concur, the 1 I gave this doesn't make me a troll....It just makes you not funny.
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:57 pm
Although I certainly wouldn't doubt your sense of smell, I can speak to the name "troll" - as it seems to have different meanings on different websites. Here, if someone gives a low vote to a motifake based on the poster, not the creator, he isn't a troll
CaptainBaked - March 18, 2011, 8:18 am
I smell a troll...


GALINDAFIED - Toss! Toss! Toss!




EVERYONE SHOULD PROOFREAD... - ...because "can't" needs an apostrophe, and so does "doesn't."


TAGS: apostrophe rehab stacked grammar nazi
Rating: 1.89/5

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Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:15 pm
As does 'isn't'.
Sean - April 20, 2008, 12:56 am
Of course by "felly" I mean "fully". I think that should go without saying .... But there. I said/typed it.
Sean - April 19, 2008, 1:14 pm
I agree, felly Analmite. And "..." should not be immediately followed by another set of "...".


WICKED. -


TAGS: wicked witch hawt cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cubbybear - October 24, 2010, 9:10 pm
Idina Menzel is such a beautiful witch


Whoa- how weird! -




DON'T LOOK BACK - head into that job interview and show 'em what you've got!




SO THIS IS - What "public toilet" means in Alabama.




OZ'S MOST WANTED - This is what you get for being kind to animals!




GALINDISMS - You've been "Galindafied".




HOSTESS - I Heard The News Today, Oh-Boy.


TAGS: hostess not stocked baknrupt
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:47 pm
I second that
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 12:32 pm
Quoting the Beatles' "A Day In The Life" was as perfect as it gets, Rerun!!!


VIEW FROM HELL - The sun also rises on the wicked.




SHE NANIGANS -


TAGS: shenanigans yep i got sucked in too
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - July 20, 2010, 7:37 pm
BaZinga!!
rerun - July 20, 2010, 7:32 pm

some days I should learn not to ask.
GreyScorpion - July 20, 2010, 7:30 pm
http://www.motifake.com/forum/download/file.php?id=25450
rerun - July 20, 2010, 5:46 pm

this reminds you of one of my posters? which one?
Cubbybear - July 20, 2010, 12:30 pm
Can we use another term besides "sucked in"? It still gives me the willies
GreyScorpion - July 20, 2010, 11:40 am
on the cover of the rolling stone...got her picture on the cover, gonna buy 5 copies for her mother, that reminds me of a rerun poster..
forseti - July 20, 2010, 11:38 am
LOL! btw: that's Jessica Simpson (some days ago), isn't it??


WELCOME TO OZ -




MY LIFE IS BUT AN EGGSHELL - Around a Little Egg Containing all the Dark Thoughts I Keep Inside my Head..




I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY -




HOW DARE THEY? -




POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Also happen to be crunchy




PISSED OFF ! - THE REJECTED CRACKED EASTER EGGS ARE PISSED OFF AND PLOTTING THEIR REVENGE ON THE EASTER BUNNY


TAGS: cracked eggs revenge
Rating: 3.13/5

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Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.


THE BREAKOUT - He Was Counting The Days To His Escape




I TAKE BEAR CALVARY - And raise you one.


TAGS: horse lion calvary yeah you re pretty much fucked
Rating: 2.55/5
Acey - May 6, 2009, 6:07 am
Bear calvary? I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure that's a lion riding that horse.
Swicket - February 3, 2009, 7:41 pm
Spelling fail.


NO FAT CHICKS - Unless you weigh over 300 pounds. Then you wear a shirt that says: "I kicked anorexia's ass."




YANKEE STADIUM - Rebecca Black goes to buy tickets before anyone else. And she doesn't know which seat to take. The front seats, the middle seats, or the back seats?




BRIGHT IDEAS -




IDEAS -


TAGS: not all cracked up to be
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 10:39 am
5L, keep it up Grapejuice
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:11 pm
(5L)
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:10 pm
As long as you're learning from them... many don't.


IT'S GOOD TO BE KING -


TAGS: with a little baking soda and a spoon we could all have a little cracked stone crab
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
LOL! Bet it's been stepped on with sea salt.
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:38 pm
CYA Bone.
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Have a good one Trash...I'm off to take the girls out for Pizza
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:32 pm
LMAO...nice one trash. 5 addicted Poodles


DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE MODS -


TAGS: sherriff rerun cold cocked
Rating: 4.39/5

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crankyhead - October 11, 2011, 8:55 pm
Yeah Sean, I ne-ne-never no-noticed your stu-stu-stutt-utt-stu-stu-stutt speech impediment either. =)
rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:25 pm

wow guys, thanks. This explains so much that I never understood....and Sean, I never even noticed a stutter
Feasibly - October 11, 2011, 3:49 pm
And besides all that, rerun is just so darn cute, we can't help ourselves.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 1:15 pm
Llarry Llama approves this message
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:58 pm
And he never ever makes fun of my stutter.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:57 pm
Last time I tried he looked me straight in the eye and asked why they didn't just wear kryptonite lined baseball caps. So to recap then ... rerun is just special to us.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:57 pm
Last time I tried he looked me straight in the eye and asked why they didn't just wear kryptonite lined baseball caps. So to recap then ... rerun is just special to us.
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:56 pm
have to pander to him and think nice thoughts about him day and night or they might be banished to the cornfield and turned into some half human half llama monstrosity? Well ... who's turn is it to try to explain the meaning of that episode to rerun? ...
Sean - October 11, 2011, 12:54 pm
Well put, Airman ... the "official" answer to that question, I mean. But I think it's time someone told the truth around here. You know that episode of the Twilight Zone with the kid who can read minds and has super powers, and all the towns people ...
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:14 am
and if I wasn't putting rerun into that pic, then the Motifake would never have been made
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:14 am
since you are new, a little explanation. that is the face from the avatar of one of our moderators.. we like to poke fun at other members here by pasting their likeness into silly pictures.. it is a sign of respect and friendship within the community
kimzter - October 11, 2011, 12:33 am
i gave it 4 i would have given 5 if it didn't have the face added in. I think it takes away from the picture and the text


YOUR BEST STUDENT - Now you know why she ALWAYS comes to class with a smile on her face.


TAGS: shocked teachers
Rating: 4.36/5

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hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:39 am
oh yes.., the honesty of youth...
autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:35 pm
SNAP!


FIDO -


TAGS: check the forum but the thread is locked
Rating: 4/5

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phydeaux - April 15, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 big barks for you Matt! Well done!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:38 pm
I almost didn't recognize him without his helmet! :D
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 12:34 pm
Amsome! 5 big barks!


GUYS DON'T FORGET - To delete your search history!


TAGS: shocked
Rating: 3.95/5

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[email protected] - March 8, 2010, 5:56 pm
No just amke sure the last thing u searched was jewelry, or giving to charities.
Nickisme123 - March 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
ahaha


THOMAS JEFFERSON -




RIGHTEOUS REQUEST -


TAGS: dude looked a little like paul williams too shoulda kicked his ass
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:36 pm
... true story too.
aesop's folly - December 27, 2009, 2:19 pm
if this is real...
GreyScorpion - December 27, 2009, 10:48 am
Absolutely Brilliant!! 5L


GOODONE -




BRAIN BABY -




UNDERWATER NUKES - So you thought those torpedoes would ruin your day? Think again.




VOTED CLASS OF '09 -




G O A T S I E - He's a goat and he eats his own milk!




GALINDISMS - Why can't they just teach us history instead of always harping on the past.




HANGMAN. - Guess What You Are.


TAGS: hangman tucked
Rating: 1.93/5

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Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 8:09 pm
Lol. This did so bad that I am proud of it!
R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 6:06 pm
D'oh! Ha ha ha ha!
thatonechick - February 3, 2010, 6:03 pm
Oh, then I failed because the L has been used. :P
thatonechick - February 3, 2010, 6:00 pm
Lucked. As in lucked out that the F has been used.
R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 5:52 pm
Tucked? As in bed-time?
spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:51 pm
Pucked?
rerun - February 3, 2010, 5:14 pm

both S and F have been used and still didn't finish....fail
culos - February 3, 2010, 5:07 pm
Sucked like this poster???


MASTURBATION - Keeps you locked in your fantasy.


TAGS: fantasyworld masturbation locked rnr
Rating: 1.87/5

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David - August 11, 2008, 1:34 pm
While sex with only one girl keeps you locked in a sex with one girl. My fantasy is way richer)


G E L P H I E - Hot Witch-on-Witch action!




IDIOT -


TAGS: mocking others fail chucked
Rating: 1.73/5

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ed - March 20, 2008, 6:31 pm
Hucked is quite a common word where I am. Heh, I would have thought it would be in the dictionary.
Playboy - March 17, 2008, 12:04 am
He meant "chunked". If only stupidity could be taxed....
asdfMAXasdf - March 16, 2008, 4:36 am
Hucked could also mean: Hocked (A slang term for sold) or Fucked
Anon - March 13, 2008, 10:58 pm
Actually, Hucked is a common slang term in some places. It means essentially the same as chucked.


DORZMA - Hot Princess-on-Princess Action!




OO TUNNELS! - Tunnels...You All Love Them!




Eggs Like to Yoke Around -


TAGS: eggs yoke pun death cracked
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 8:48 pm
Grooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn...


Dude! -




Billy Crystal -




Best Value -


TAGS: value packed tube socks many uses save toilet seat warmer pinching pennies poop
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2014, 7:33 pm
Those 12 packs are best...last at least a month! Teehee, thanks for stopping by mao.
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:52 pm
Very Interesting


Nuts ! -




Fairy Godmother -




WELL -




THE MOMENT YOU FIND OUT: - that blocking facebook accounts from posting anything doesn't really work




CAREFUL BART - Do you know where that USB port has been?




EXCOMMUNICATION - And this is what got me kicked out of the Mormon Church


TAGS: excommunication kicked out mormon church
Rating: 3.6/5

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maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 1:05 pm
Thanks.
RonE - January 19, 2012, 11:30 am
Scotland
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 11:09 am
Where's The Beer From ?


BLISSFUL FEELINGS - I could just lie here all day, watching the clouds drift by, but I really should get up and go inside before it rains. If my toes ever stop curling, that is.


TAGS: let me rest for a minute im feeling totally licked
Rating: 3.59/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:14 am
while awesome, 10 years from now you'll be nudging her. I'm glad you had a good time, now go get me a sammich.
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am
I've lost track of how many times I put that look in Jess's eyes... And that's just this week!
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow. Deep and lucid. 5L


HOW ABOUT A GAME OF BALL - Scarecrow?




PERSPECTIVE -




SHE KICKED MY ASS - I JUST CAN'T LET HER KNOW...


TAGS: she kicked my ass
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Is this a reference?
Budog - September 17, 2010, 6:55 pm
Faceplant, I always get the last word, it's usually "Yes Dear..."
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 6:52 pm
Same kind of feeling you get when she proves you wrong too.


CLAMPED - Being clamped is one thing. But being blocked off as well, then it only means one thing - IT'S NO LONGER MY CAR.




LUNCH IN MASSACHUSETTS - It's better to be locked inside than freeze three hours in the cold


TAGS: locked out
Rating: 2.64/5

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phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 2:38 am
What I wonder is...where does he get the time?!?! Takes me days usually to get one or two...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 9:22 pm
Slow down, Doc... 100 posters approved in 15 days... and the same amount rejected. Quality over quantity.


SUSPENDERS - Wearing them will get you into trouble in more ways than one




"HONEY... - ...I think the kids blocked the toilet again!"




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